1. the-time-goddess-of-221b:

    smoochlock:

    so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

    image

    i’m fucking crying 

    it says ‘no.’

    it literally says NO.

    oh my god

    (via i-am-bad-poetry)

     
  2. dr-archeville:

    hufflepuffsquee:

    dangerous-ladies:

    escortcube:

    You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

    It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

    OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

    Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

    Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

    Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

    Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

    My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

    seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

    Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

    Me: “Lies!”

    Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

    Me: “LIES!”

    Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

    Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

    (via i-am-bad-poetry)

     
  3. benfoldsone:

    okaysizedbangtheory:

    you done it

    congration

    (Source: stevesfriend, via hollyyys)

     
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  5. jackthemother:

    So this happened on facebook today….

    (via hollyyys)

     

  6. mootiness:

    firony:

    bombprince:

    melonlordn:

    ieatgokudera:

    EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

    How eyeronic

    get off my post

    You don’t have to lash out

    these puns are far too cornea

    (via hollyyys)

     

  7. beantownbailout:

    mustaleski:

    matildathedragonfly:

    knownorwegian:

    In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

    and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one” 

    And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”

    *squints at finland*

    (via i-am-bad-poetry)

     
  8. thefruitythebooty:

    simsgonewrong:

    Come, sit down.

    his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

    (via livetodream15)

     

  9. dangerousactivity:

    Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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    (via livetodream15)

     
  10. wwhatevver-ampora:

    moewave:

    ohh-tedbundy:

    A true warrior.

    I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

    I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

    (Source: notienedesperdicio, via kingtex)

     
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  12. favabean05:

    hacheload:

    cronusempire:

    steven-moffat:

    grim-bark-tier:

    lordwhat:

    There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

    Well hello there satan

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    NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

    AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

    I would watch the fuck out of that.

    (via addio-per-sempre)

     
  13. hardcoregrandma:

    me as a parent

    (Source: parangarico, via addio-per-sempre)

     
  14. legolokiismighty:

    i would hire him for this flyer alone

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via addio-per-sempre)

     
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